• Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use “fine” to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

• Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it’s an even trade.

• Nothing - This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with “Fine”.

• Go Ahead - At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

• Go Ahead (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over “Nothing” and will end with the word “Fine”.

• Go Ahead (Neutral Expression) - This means “I give up” or “do what you want because I don’t care” You will get a “Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead” in just a few minutes, followed by “Nothing” and “Fine” and she will talk to you in about “Five Minutes” when she cools off.

• Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.

• Soft Sigh - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. “Soft Sighs” mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

• That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. “That’s Okay” is often used with the word “Fine” and in conjunction with a “Raised Eyebrow”.

• Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn’t get a “That’s Okay”.

• Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you’re welcome.

• Thanks A Lot - This is much different from “Thanks.” A woman will say, “Thanks A Lot” when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the “Loud Sigh.” Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the “Loud Sigh,” as she will only tell you “Nothing”.

 

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I'm finally done with BEG Exam, well my lecturer told me that I did pretty well. But I won't put my mind at ease until I saw the paper itself. Hopefully put-in-own-words answer did help me. The boring part now is, timetable is very slack and we are now focusing on two modules which BEO and POA. Other than that, we need to attend class but has nothing to do. They can't even cancel our class cause of some personal reason. I guess, my class just have to bear with it for a week more.

Anyway, I still have not got a job for my four months holiday. I don't wish to rot at home and do nothing. So I'm trying my luck going for interview.

My weekends are the days where I could really study without any distractions and so I'm gonna make full use of my weekends now. Anyway, I've been feeling really sleepy these days. I would doze off once the clock strikes 8 and I don't know why. These days, the weather is super wonderful. It just make wanna rush home and treasure the cold and tranquillity moments.

Basically, there are two things I'm looking forward and that is My Class Farewell Partaye this coming Monday. There would pizza's. Hehs((: Another is, 3 December which is when New Moon the Movie playing. Can't wait to catch it.

Ok, Goodbye. Gonna get back to revision now.